Sunday, December 1, 2013

The little fantasy hockey player that could

Ho-hum, another couple of weeks, another huge lead increase

350 points means that I'm very close to benching my entire team for a week to see what happpens! That's going to be a damn nail biter. I should advertise it to the rest of the league. In fact I will.

There we go.

NOW that we have those pleasantries out of the way, let's get to the reasoning for this post. It's a feel-good story for the ages, one of triumph and tribulations, of reaching for the stars and doing whatever it takes to make it happen. I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN.

Yes, that's because our bravest warrior, little Nave31, has finally achieved a great goal of climbing out of the basement of this glorious famed fantasy hockey league!

Let's pause to reminisce about this: He has been in last place literally since day one of the season. Hell, at one point, this little rapscallion was 150 points out of seventh place!

But now, he's made the huuuuuge comeback and taken over that spot!!! Granted, he has no shot of moving up to sixth - but hey, that's what I thought about him getting out of last in the first place. It just goes to show, if you try hard enough, dreams do come true. Beefcake!

I had to let him know that I was rooting for him:

Hopefully he prints out that bit of praise and staples it to his locker at the Burger King he works at for motivation. It's not often that guys like me take time out of our day to recognize the little people like him.

As an aside, the guy now in eighth wins the crown for "dumbest fuck ass fantasy sports name I've ever seen, I mean seriously shit head how the fuck did you even come up with something so god damn stupid". So, hey, congrats buddy.

Til next time, idiots

1 comment:

  1. Where can I buy a Nave31 jersey? Following his team will be like following the Cubs, I assume.

    I also assume his team's logo is The Brave Little Toaster.