Tuesday, October 1, 2013

The competition

Time to look at some of the other idiots in this shitty league.

Some of these guys can't even be bothered to come up with team names. I guess they figured why the fuck bother, right? They're going to be embarrassed, so let's pretend we're not giving a shit.

The guy who drafted first over-all, "BeLeafer", ended up taking two FO heavy centres, Joe Pavelski [a 3rd liner] and Cody Hodgson [shrewd pick that I'm assuming this moron had no idea he was even making]. He's also the retard who drafted Ryan Suter before Weber, Phaneuf, or a bunch of other more worthy defenders. He also willingly drafted a fucking Tampa Bay goaltender, so clearly he's out of his mind. But then, he's the guy who took Burns. Maybe trading for him won't be so difficult.

"HeyReffKissMya-a-ah" is a name that someone actually thought would be good to use in fantasy. He's got some good players, but will finish third.

The only other GM in the league I will have to worry about is the commish. He didn't exploit the FO thing nearly as much as I did, but his team is pretty stacked with well-ranking players. Stamkos, Toews, Niemi, Holtby, Kunitz, Stepan, Ladd... quite solid picks there. Also he nabbed some high-ranking d-men with his last picks [Wideman, Timonen] and Nabokov with his final pick. He took a lot of guys with high shot totals mixed with high hit totals. He'll finish second in the league.

These other twats aren't even worth talking about. Brutal teams. It's safe to say I won't be concerned about these half-wits, unless one of them figures out that face-offs and blocked shots are the ways to victory in the league.

Anyway I made my first move of the year and picked up Ryan Callahan for Gabriel Landeskog. It hasn't gone through yet but I'm sure it will. Callahan is a monster.

Hockey is fun.

1 comment:

  1. Everything about this is amazing. I can't wait to see how this plays out.